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Raw Week 3 April 2018

There is a brief graphic and hype for Mr McMahon appearing tonight to address the chaos in WWE. (76) However, Raw essentially starts with, shock, a match. Miz vs Cedric Alexander. Cedric is still out to prove himself and comes out strong, but Miz proves more wiley than Elias and manages to hold his speed blitz at bay long enough to hit a low blow while the ref is distracted and hit a Skull Crushing Finale for the win.(76)

Miz offers Cedric a handshake, is blown off as Cedric didn't take the nut punch well, but Miz goes on like nothing happened. Miz cuts a promo, saying how some people like Roman whine and complain, and some people, like himself, just come out here week in and week out, and fight. And win. He saw that Cedric wanted an opportunity to prove himself, and he gave it to him. The Universal Champion isn't here tonight, but that's not anything new-- Miz will continue to represent the most prestigious title on Raw.(97)

We come back from commercial to... awkward silence. The announcers talk about how much like last week, no matches have been made, and I guess no one has any immediate issue right now... sooo... they try to discuss what this could mean (71) Miz comes BACK out, complains about how he has to do everything to keep HIS SHOW together. He orders Curtis Axel and Bo Dallas to fight to fill time to boos-- they're interrupted by Matt Hardy, who cuts some nonsenical promo about how that is the worst torture and they will be DELETED as Jeff panders to the crowd not really interacting with the promo at all (74)

Hardyz d. The Miztourage. Jeff and Matt are even further off timing than last week. Jeff sorta just does the last half by himself and doesn't bother to tag Matt in. Matt applauds with many "WONDERFULS" as Jeff gets it done (69) Mr McMahon's limo arrives, the announcers giving a sigh of relief and hoping for an end to this state of confusion (74)

Mr McMahon comes to the ring. He says Shane, Daniel Bryan, Triple H, Stephanie McMahon, and Kurt Angle, for various reasons, none of them are in any position to run the company currently, and well, that's a problem. He's the only one left with any experience doing this, and he's going to have to make drastic moves to bring order back to the WWE... just then BAWWAH BAWWAH... Kevin Owens's theme hits, and he and Zayn head to the ring-- what are they doing on Raw!? They banter a bit back and forth about how great it is the BOSS is here to fix everything-- Vince begins to speak up, but is decked by a headbutt from Owens. He's utterly mauled by the two of them, with Owens shouting about how Vince should've learned from last time he showed up. Vince is stretchered out. Zayn says they'll be running Raw tonight! (97)

Owens and Zayn live it up, make themselves at home in the GM's office. Ronda comes in-- Owens compliments her for taking Stephanie out. She's not interested in their-- Zayn says she's pretty sure that Sonya Deville thinks she's a better MMA fighter than Ronda and she should go shut her up-- Ronda thinks he's full of it but absolution is in the ring for some reason so she heads to the ring (87)

Rousey beats the hell out of Sonya Deville with strikes-- the ref stops the match, declaring Ronda the winner as Paige and Mandy Rose try to plead Ronda off (43) Alexa heads to the ring, grabs the mic, suggest Ronda face Nia! Ronda glares at her, Alexa runs (53)
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