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It's still Monday in Hawaii, which is where this Raw is being shown in front of. It's fair.

Monday Night Raw

Roman Reigns starts the show, complaining about how Carmella's contract can't be used to cash in on his title. He calls out Kurt Angle to rectify this. F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S interrupts him-- she asks him if he's actually stupid enough to think a guy who got his head smashed with a sledgehammer would be here tonight, then she says she knows he's an idiot because he doesn't know how Money in the Bank works. She didn't do anything the contract didn't say she could, and if Roman wants a rematch he can have it ANY TIME-- after tonight-- since she's not even sure she should be here since she's a Smackdown talent, and she leaves. Roman starts to call out Triple H instead-- Miz interrupts him, says if he wants a title shot he can have one against him for the hands down most prestigious title on Raw, tonight. He'll even leave the Miztourage backstage, since he's sure he can handle a guy who lost to Carmella of all people-- Carmella who is passing him, gets all up in Miz's face for this, but Roman accepts the match. (86)

We see Matt Hardy walking backstage... he says... AH KNEW YOU'D COME. We pan over to Jeff Hardy, who is... just normal Jeff Hardy despite his appearance in The Ultimate Deletion. He deadpans a "hey Matt" like nothing's wrong. Matt then shouts at the nearby Dash of Wilds and Daw's Son, saying they must battle immediately to finalize the REVIVAL of the Hardy Boyz. (75) The Hardy Boyz vs The Revival. Jeff tries the usual Hardy Boyz tandem offense-- Matt's wackiness isn't quite gelling with it right but it works well enough to get the win. (70)

Backstage, Alexa approaches Sasha Banks, says Sasha should really try to turn around her fortunes in last night's Battle Royal by giving Nia Jax a sound thrashing! Sasha considers it, as Bayley enters the frame... Alexa starts to give her the exact same pitch but is cut off by Bayley screaming a warcry and Sasha and Bayley brawling with one another. Sasha throws her hands up and walks away as they continue to fight (76)

The Bar d. Slater and Rhyno (70) Backstage, Triple H arrives at the arena, obviously distraught. Curt Hawkins sees him. Curt Hawkins is a dick. He says Triple H should FACE THE FACTS-- he lost last night! H doesn't take this well, and does the mad Triple H face and says MY WIFE IS CRIPPLED as he begins to assault Hawkins. He pulls out his sledgehammer-- Braun Strowman flies into the frame shouting that that's his tag team partner and yeti mauls him. He carries him atop the limo, then dunks Triple H into the Limo's Sunroof. Then tips over the Limo. The mightily struggles and pushes it over a ledge. It falls about 10 feet-- BAH GAWD THERE'S A HUMAN BEING IN THERE. WHO IS LEFT TO RUN RAW NOW!?! (98)

Kane doesn't care if no one is here to run Raw, he just wants to hurt people. Apollo answers the call. (74) Kane d. Apollo (56)

Alexa Bliss continues her quest to get someone to fight Nia, muttering to herself about where Mickie is. She tries to convince absolution. Before she can get far, screaming Alicia Fox shouts about how it's payback time(??)... the three brawl! Alexa sighs and walks away (58)
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