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| v_charon 04/08/18 10:34:02 PM #31: | Ermine: This movie started off horribly and I could barely keep any interest in the first 30 minutes and I think the saddest thing is that it gets worse and worse as it goes on. None of the characters are likeable, not even remotely and nearly every "joke" is so god damn cringe worthy that I was actively trying to turn off my brain so I didn't have to process what was actually being said. The subplot with Jean's parents was written so fucking terribly and I cannot believe that it's still a thing that happened. The conflict generated to later show that Jean's dad also malfunctions like his son was one of the biggest jokes in the movie. Sadly, it's clear the writers didn't intend it to be humorous. Even then, I was MAYBE considering just letting it off with like a 1/10 score or something but nope! They then just had to go ahead and ruin "Feel This Moment", a song I actually enjoy. Now I will never ever be able to listen to that song without thinking of that god awful "dancing" scene. Thanks Emoji Movie! "Women are always coming up with stuff that Men are taking credit for!" Fuck off movie, why in the living hell is this an actual line in the movie. I literally want to punch whoever wrote this line, in the face. Inviso: Im really disappointed that this isnt the worst movie on the list. Hell, its not the worst on the list, even if I discount the movie Im PROBABLY being too harsh on at the bottom spot, but I dont care. That being said, this is shilling trash and fuck this movie. It is one, long advertisement for the internet? Because we needed that for some reason? Its stupid, its not funny, its cheesy, and it doesnt even try outside of purely surface-level comedy that just falls flat more every time. Ill give credit for the animation being decentbut thats it. The entire story is lazy writing, and there are far too many obvious twists that everyone can see comingits just really really bad. Johnbobb: Follow a couple Emojis as they explore the apps in an average middle schoolers phone. Like Just Dance? And Dropbox? And Candy Crush? Maybe Im just out of touch with the youth, but I feel like thats not the actual issue here. I went into this expecting this to be bad. Everyone expected it to be bad. But what surprised me was how boring it was. I wanted to joke about how offensively bad everything was with people, but I literally fell asleep with half an hour left in the movie. It tried to be Inside Out and Wreck-It Ralph but without ever bothering to put in the work. There are worse movies (even worse ones on this very list) but seldom do we get blatant cash-grabs like this one. red: I don't know that this movie was even as outright bad as I was expecting. It was just the most generic movie in any of our lists. Someone clearly went, "hey, you know what we can make money off of, emoji's" and then slapped together a generic childrens movie plot on top of them. Cant fit in main character meets too cool for the rest of the world girl with generic sidekick dude find their place in phone Inside Out world. The scenes outside the phone are some of the most pathetic I've ever seen. No one put any effort into this pile of trash whatsoever. Karo: In a world inside some kid's smartphone there's like a city of emoticons where a 'meh' emoji decides he's a special snowflake and that he should be able to make any face that he wants to instead of doing his fucking job. He then goes on the run with an incredibly obnoxious talking hand and they have adventures in other parts of the phone which are basically just shameless in-movie advertisements for things like Just Dance and Candy Crush. --- :> Truly smilin' ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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