| Topic List | Page List: 1 |
|---|---|
| Topic | Whiskey Nick ranks 112 user nominated games |
| RPGlord95 03/09/18 11:40:17 AM #11: | 112. Earthbound There are games that are technically worse because they are like unplayable or something but they aren't loved or anything by people so they don't offend me. Earthbound is a festering pile of dog shit that was talked up to me so much before I played it by this moron in high school. He would go on and on about starman.net or whatever the hell it was and how this game was perfect and hilarious and a bunch of other lies. This game is pure ass. It plays like an Nes game in 1995. That is fine now when you design a game to look old. It fills a need. This game was not designed to feel old. It just sucked so bad that it played like an old NES rpg but 8 years later. The music is awful. The graphics are lazy. The combat is Mystic Quest but for children. The story is awful and the characters are too. Magic cake my ass. Ness was awesome in Smash 64 to play as though. So at least there is that. Earthbound sucks. Earthbound is the worst game of all time and it's not even close. I'd rather play Mario Party tug of war for 20 hours than this garbage. --- Whiskey Nick on his cell phone "Every man's heart one day beats its final beat." -Warrior ... Copied to Clipboard! |
| Topic List | Page List: 1 |