Chapter 15
Haguile walked down the street, casually bouncing BBallman7. "HEY!" shouted the reincarnated basketball. "That f***ing hurts!"
"Oh. Sorry."
It was at this point that Haguile came across GTM, who was still examining his new championship title.
"Hmm," said Haguile. "You think we can kill this guy? Because I really want to kill this guy."
"Is it JeffreyRaze? No? Then no, I couldn't possibly care less."
"But-but-you're my weapon! I need you!"
"Yeah but my beef is with Raze, so..."
"Oh fine. I'll do it myself. That weapon of his doesn't look too lethal."
Haguile approached GTM, who simply stood there idly, smoking. "so, you wish to challenge me?" said GTM.
"well I was hoping to just kill you and have done with i-"
"no SHUT UP."
Haguile looked back at BBallman, who shrugged (don't ask me how a basketball shrugs, because I do not know).
GTM continued.
"To defeat me you will have to beat me in a certain STIPULATION MATCH. And this match will be chosen by a GENUINE, TOTAL MAGIC!"
"Magic? What kind of magic?"
"uhh randomizer.org."
Suddenly a randomizer appeared and randomized from 1 to 30. "10" was selected, which was...an elimination chamber match!* "How...GREATLY, TOTALLY MAJESTIC!" shouted GTM.
Minio turned to the camera/your screen and said: "for those unaware of the elimination chamber match rules, the elimination chamber is a devious match whereby the arena is surrounded by a cage of chains and devious metal. Two people start, but also inside this cage there are four pods that contain competitors. They will be released every five minutes, or whenever the plot says they can be released."
A chamber now appeared, locking GTM, Haguile and BBallman inside. BBallman was in one of the pods, and the other three pods remained empty. Comm looked a little disappointed up in the sharp spoon. "Y U NO FILL THE OTHER PODS?" he said, because Minio had decided to turn Comm into the "Y U NO" guy temporarily.
"Hmm, good point," she purred. She suddenly conjured three more competitors and put them in the chamber. First was Psycho_Kenshin, second was CrimsonOcean, and third was...JEFFREYRAZE!
(everybody look out for JeffreyRaze's BIG SHOCK ANNOUNCEMENT IN UCA TOMORROW, BY THE WAY. )
Upon seeing JeffRaze, Bballman went crazy, bouncing all around inside his own pod. However, he could not break the AMAZING BULLETPROOF GLASS. BBallman yelled but he could do nothing to escape the confines, so he resorted to waiting. GTM looked at him. "Wow, that Basketball is Greatly, Totally Mad!"
Psycho_Kenshin, however, blasted his way out with his Lawgiver. He looked at Haguile and GTM, who were already fighting, turned, and fired another shot at the chamber wall. He rent reality itself apart, allowing him to escape while maintaining the integrity of the chamber itself. Before he moved through his hole he fired a couple of shots. This missed both men, but caused a small explosion which stunned Haguile.
This allowed GTM to wrap his championship around Haguile's throat, choking him to death. GTM. Kenshin shrugged - for he was high, and did not particularly care about killing everybody right now - and left.
GTM was left standing on his own with Haguile's body. He could not escape the chamber so he simply waited for the next contestant to be unleashed. "That was some...Gruelling...Trying...Murder," he panted.
BBallman, however, was in a rather bad position since his master had died. BBallman slowly faded away. Across the chamber he saw JeffRaze. Previously he had looked concerned but now he began to look very smug, since this murderous psychopathic basketball's existence was fading.