Endgame: Repetriation
OH IT'S TIME Y'ALL! Soren doesn't even f*** around and gives us our stats immediately. Boyd is our MVP for some reason, even though it was Ranulf who dominated everything. Let's level up Ilyana and Marcia. Then I use my extra points to give anyone levels who are close to leveling up. So Shinon gets one, Gatrie gets one, Nephenee gets one, and then... I dump the rest of my points into Volke.
Calill and Nephenee get another support convo. Calill is asking if Nephenee has been studying her grammar and wants to check her makeup. Then she tells Nephenee she's ditching the helmet, but Nephenee thinks everyone will stare at her! Calill thinks it's because of her beauty.
"Well I ain't--"
"Tsk! True ladies don't say "ain't"! And it's a dastardyly lie, anyway. Look at you! You're gorgeous! A splended face, plus that fantastic figure, and yet you hide it under armor? Ooooh! I'm so jealous I could scream!"
Calill's pretty awesome. Calill tells Nephenee that nobody will care if she's from the country because city people only care about themselves. Nephenee says Calill is kind though!
"Me? Oh. Hm... I guess I am."
Hahaaaa. And since it's the last chapter, let's get a few more support convos for people I don't really use as much! Shinon talks to Gatrie because I couldn't get his last one with Marcia, unfortunately. Gatrie is huffing and puffing and Shinon tells him that he's annoying.
"Oh, it's a secret."
"Alright. I'll see you around."
LOL! Shinon is the best. Gatrie asks Shinon to stay and help him out, but then Shinon says he will, only if he pays for dinner tonight. Gatrie agrees. Gatrie tells Shinon that he's not sure what he'll do with all the money they'll make.
"Spend it however you please."
"But every time I spend money, you give me a hard time!"
"I do? How?"
"What about the other day, when I bought the Ultimate Shield!?"
"Gatrie, that was a castle gate. Hey, did you ever give that back? That guard thought you were a thief."
"And remember the SpeedBring 4000? That secret elixir that boosts speed just by sprinkling it all over your body--"
"You mean that putrid snake oil? You dumped the whole bottle on your head without smelling it first."
"But that wonderful little potion worked! I DID move faster!"
"You moved faster because thirty stray dogs were chasing you."
"See! You're giving me a hard time again!"
"Oh, did I hurt your feelings? Wow, it sure if sun to tell you the truth and have you grumble at me in return."
"No, no! I didn't mean to... Er... Sorry..."
"Hmm... You're too honest sometimes."
"Hee hee! You're embarrassing me!"
"All right, let's go eat! Now that's spending wisely!"
"Yeah, let's... Wait a minute, Shinon! You didn't help me at all! This isn't part of the deal!"
Oh my god, that was the most hilarious thing. Why the f*** did I waste all of my convos on those other people when Shinon and Gatrie are GOLDEN!? I'm angry at all of you for not warning me of this.
Next up is Shinon and Janaff! Janaff asks Shinon to come over to him. Shinon walks over. "..." And then he walks away. They argue because Shinon is a dick, and then they mutually agree to let each other go. Hah.
And then Shinon and Rolf. He calls him Uncle Shinon, oh lord. Rolf is making Shinon a bow. "Meh. Maybe if I overhauled it... I may be able to... call it a... bow." XD "This thing is going to break the first time I fire it! You want me to go unarmed on the battlefield? Is that it?" Shinon scolds him and tells him he needs to do better. And then Rolf cries. "I love you Unkie Shinon!" Oh my god.
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