My takeaway thus far: nobody here has ever worked in delivery or at a restaurant. I'm not going to reply to everyone individually, I'm going to just throw a few truths out there-
You still a delivery guy your address WILL be known to everyone on the delivery crew and your food WILL be fucked with.
The delivery driver isn't responsible for the kitchen's fuck ups. You're tipping the driver, not the pizza chef. If your pizza arrives late, but it's hot and doesn't have the cheese stuck to the top of the box, he's done his job. It's like stiffing a waitress because the kitchen screws up your order. It doesn't work like that.
Stiff delivery drivers at your own peril. Enjoy that large pie with pepperoni and ball sweat.
