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EvolutionUber
12/21/17 6:19:56 PM
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So annoying I made sure I got home 10 minutes before the delivery time and its 15 minutes late. There is no way this guy is getting a tip if its not here in like 5 minutes Ill call and complain
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HighOnSolar
12/21/17 6:20:29 PM
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this would have never happened if papa john was still at the reins
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REMercsChamp
12/21/17 6:20:34 PM
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You'll show him!
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Trigg3rH4ppy
12/21/17 6:21:35 PM
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Your pizza should be free if it's over 15 minutes late
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Zack_Attackv1
12/21/17 6:22:23 PM
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Wise man say: "Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza."
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Lost_All_Senses
12/21/17 6:23:10 PM
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Be prepared to smell a heavy amount of weed when it arrives
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MabusIncarnate
12/21/17 6:24:36 PM
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Zack_Attackv1 posted...
Wise man say: "Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza."

Came to post this.
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r4X0r
12/21/17 6:28:18 PM
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EvolutionUber posted...
There is no way this guy is getting a tip


1) Odds are it was the kitchen's screw up, not the delivery guy
2) Don't ever order from the place again if you stiff the delivery guy, because there will be testicle residue on your pizza
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LightningAce11
12/21/17 6:29:08 PM
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r4X0r posted...
2) Don't ever order from the place again if you stiff the delivery guy, because there will be testicle residue on your pizza

Then that restaurant should be shut down and all the offending employees charged.
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HighOnSolar
12/21/17 6:29:33 PM
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r4X0r posted...
testicle residue


tF5Q8J4
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EvolutionUber
12/21/17 6:29:45 PM
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r4X0r posted...
EvolutionUber posted...
There is no way this guy is getting a tip


1) Odds are it was the kitchen's screw up, not the delivery guy
2) Don't ever order from the place again if you stiff the delivery guy, because there will be testicle residue on your pizza


I dont fucking care who screwed up if its the kitchen then the driver has them to blame
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masticatingman
12/21/17 6:30:33 PM
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Sue the restaurant and call your local media immediately.
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Axiom
12/21/17 6:31:04 PM
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EvolutionUber posted...
r4X0r posted...
EvolutionUber posted...
There is no way this guy is getting a tip


1) Odds are it was the kitchen's screw up, not the delivery guy
2) Don't ever order from the place again if you stiff the delivery guy, because there will be testicle residue on your pizza


I dont fucking care who screwed up if its the kitchen then the driver has them to blame

Yep. Tips should only be given if the service has been competent. That's the entire reason they exist
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Terra-enforcer
12/21/17 6:35:24 PM
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What store is this?
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TheBiggerWiggle
12/21/17 6:38:22 PM
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I know if a pizza place gives me an hour delivery window and show up late they don't get a tip.
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REMercsChamp
12/21/17 6:38:43 PM
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masticatingman posted...
Sue the restaurant and call your local media immediately.

Sue? He should be pressing criminal charges
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r4X0r
12/21/17 6:41:26 PM
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My takeaway thus far: nobody here has ever worked in delivery or at a restaurant. I'm not going to reply to everyone individually, I'm going to just throw a few truths out there-

You still a delivery guy your address WILL be known to everyone on the delivery crew and your food WILL be fucked with.

The delivery driver isn't responsible for the kitchen's fuck ups. You're tipping the driver, not the pizza chef. If your pizza arrives late, but it's hot and doesn't have the cheese stuck to the top of the box, he's done his job. It's like stiffing a waitress because the kitchen screws up your order. It doesn't work like that.

Stiff delivery drivers at your own peril. Enjoy that large pie with pepperoni and ball sweat.
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r4X0r
12/21/17 6:41:57 PM
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TheBiggerWiggle posted...
I know if a pizza place gives me an hour delivery window and show up late they don't get a tip.


Then guaranteed you have consumed pizza that has been in direct contact with somebody's genitals.
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YookaLaylee
12/21/17 6:42:21 PM
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r4X0r posted...
My takeaway thus far: nobody here has ever worked in delivery or at a restaurant. I'm not going to reply to everyone individually, I'm going to just throw a few truths out there-

You still a delivery guy your address WILL be known to everyone on the delivery crew and your food WILL be fucked with.

The delivery driver isn't responsible for the kitchen's fuck ups. You're tipping the driver, not the pizza chef. If your pizza arrives late, but it's hot and doesn't have the cheese stuck to the top of the box, he's done his job. It's like stiffing a waitress because the kitchen screws up your order. It doesn't work like that.

Stiff delivery drivers at your own peril. Enjoy that large pie with pepperoni and ball sweat.

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CensorErik
12/21/17 6:48:08 PM
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Had this happen two weeks ago with Dominoes. The tracker showed them start over after 35 minutes and the delivery came 25 minutes after that. AND the chicken was burned, one pizza had the wrong crust, they brought no bleu cheese sauce even though I paid for two, and one pizza was cut into squares like it was a Sicilian style pizza, which it was not. I immediately gave them a bad review and told them on Twitter. They apologized the next day and wanted to 'make this right' if I DM'd them the store location and all that. I told them I wasn't interested in more of their food or doing business with them again. They insisted they wanted to fix it, so I told them to email me a giftcard to Papa John's. Haven't heard back since. Lol.
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Cheater87
12/21/17 6:49:55 PM
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CensorErik
12/21/17 7:00:35 PM
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Cheater87 posted...
What type of pizza did you get?
You talking to TC?
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