Academic scientists work 80+ hour weeks with very little pay,
This is only true for the lower ranked grunts, who are busting their asses with the goal of getting a tenured position that they can never be fired from, delegate all the crap work and make $150k+ a year
Again, if you weren't a gimmick, I'd put good money on the fact that you've never been on a university campus.
You don't know what you're talking about.
Sure thing bud. It's a good thing we have these selfless warriors dedicating themselves tirelessly to the betterment of humanity.
If you weren't a gimmick I'd put good money you were homeschooled or have the absolute minimum experience with education in any capacity.
