Alright you incompetent pieces of ****, I have an announcement!
For way too long, I've contented myself with making small moves towards glory and supporting others I liked on their quests to the top. But no more. Now, it's my time. What does my time entail? My time entails getting to the top and tearing down every single idiot who somehow got up there. The self-serving management who sit in their chairs looking smug and halfass it when they do have to fight. The losers who have to rely on others to win more than one match every six weeks. The inept light-weights who suddenly found themselves in over their head thanks to those losers and were granted mercy. Boko and Dante, who are good people but unfortunately must fall by association. And my good friend ctes, who puts his all into every match and will be spared unless he crosses me.
But the worst of this entire lot. The man who rose to the top on the whim of one man instead of actually earning his way up. Chronic1000. As I'm sure most of you are aware, Chronic became King of the Board in a Guest-Ref match, after making it that far in spite of having no rights to do so, and no matter how you look at it, the inept man was in over his head. And yet, he won. He won because Tom Bombadil's pet rock (Maniac64) wanted to spite Edwardsdv. And as worthy of a cause as spiting Edwards is, the alternative in this case, as you guys have seen, was pathetic. But what has our oh-so-great King done since then, may I ask? The answer is, of course, absolutely nothing. He's had a few matches out of obligation, and he may have even voted more than once. But when you get down to it, this failure of a human being won one of the most prestigious titles in the fed on the whim of a guest ref, and has done nothing for the fed. Not before, and certainly not after.
Of course, he's not the only problem with this fed. He's just the most typical example. On the other end of the fed, you get the GMs and their lackies, who, in spite of running the show, are more or less the same way. They bring in bull**** like brand splits and encourage factionalism to make it look like they're giving us, the people, what we want, while in reality, they're not doing anything (Booking shows aside, I guess), and instead are just piggybacking off the hard work and ideas of us, and getting away with it because they have the books. On the other hand, though, you have the idiots that are all too quick to run to somebody else for help when they can't cut it on their own. The guys who respond to the GM's provocations and their own weakness, and induce the factionalism in this fed. Guys like ExThaNemesis, who had fallen so hard that he needed to grab people to help him fight. These men, too, are what is wrong with the UCA today. Their stables and teams undermine the very core of the UCA. And frankly, it's pathetic.
Anyways, the point here is that these men need to go down. It's time for a reality check, and none of you bastards are good enough to deliver it. Heavyweights of this fed, watch your backs. I'm going to tear each and every one of you down until this fed returns to what it was.
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