~~~WEEK 14 RESULTS~~~
Check SwInge - 2 @ Roughnecks - 7
---WP: C. Wilson (1-3, 5.24) , LP: J. Jurrjens (2-1, 2.11) , HR: A. Beltre (3), C. Lee (1)
The Roughnecks pulled into a tie for the last playoff spot in the Badass League. Do one game playoffs count as playoffs for the sake of always choking in your first round of playoffs games? Meanwhile, Jair Jurrjens looked fallible for the first in his short career.
Weasels - 8 @ Cubs - 1
---WP: D. Haren (3-1, 3.13) , LP: C. Carpenter (0-1, 7.20) , HR: J. Werth (4)
The Weasels pulled off a win to pull into a tie for a playoff spot, while the Cubs fell into a three way tie for last place and one playoff spot.
Underachievers - 2 @ #OccupyMannys - 5
---WP: J. Santana (1-0, 2.74) , LP: C. Kershaw (1-2, 3.70) , SAVE: R. Soriano (6) , HR: J. Votto (9), A. Dunn (13)
This game doesn't really matter so screw it. Oh, Adam Dunn is probs MVP. Like we didn't know.
Thrones - 1 @ Nemesis - 2 (11 innings)
---WP: S. Marshall (1-0, 2.25) , LP: D. Robertson (0-1, 1.69) , HR: A. Pujols (3)
The Nemesis were an inning away rom seeing their playoff hopes all but dashed, but Papelbon blew the save and the Nemesis won in extras to hold onto a share of the last playoff spot with a win while holding back the first place Thrones from locking up a playoff spot as they are now in a first place tie.
Gorons - 8 @ Bearorists - 1
---WP: I. Kennedy (1-3, 6.85) , LP: R. Halladay (2-3, 2.79) , HR: J. Morneau 2 (6), J. Thome (3)
The Gorons are back from the dead folks, and the Bearorists fell out of a playoff spot with the loss. How the hell did Ian Kennedy get a win?
Penetrators - 4 @ Electricity - 1
---WP: G. Gonzalez (2-0, 1.50) , LP: D. Price (3-1, 3.68) , SAVE: A. Bailey (4) , HR: N. Cruz (4)
In a game where the winner could pull into first, the Pentrators prevailed. Gonzalez has only pitched two games, both wins against the Electricity. The Electricity are 8-4 against non-Penetrator teams.
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~~~WEEK 14 STANDINGS~~~
x=Locked up postseason spot
+=Force at least a one game playoff
Place / Team / W - L / RS / RA / GB / Results
x1.) #OccupyMannys / 8-5 / 73 / 54 / 0.0 / LWL WWL WWL WWW LW
+2T.) San Francisco Underachievers / 7-7 / 64 / 67 / 2.0 / WLW LWL LLW LLW WL
+2T.) Check SwInge / 7-7 / 53 / 65 / 2.0 / WLW WLL LLW LWW WL
4T.) Wonder Weasels / 5-9 / 56 / 63 / 4.0 / WWL LLL WWL LLL LW
4T.) Sir Chris Chicago Cubs of Board 8 / 5-9 / 57 / 69 / 4.0 / LLW WLW LLL WWL LL
4T.) Tulsa Roughnecks / 5-9 / 49 / 64 / 4.0 / LWL LWL LLL WLL WW
KICKASS LEAGUE
Place / Team / W - L / RS / RA / GB / Results
+1T.) Mordor Thrones / 9-5 / 55 / 29 / 0.0 / WLW WWL WWW WLW LL
+1T.) Double Penetrators / 9-5 / 54 / 49 / 0.0 / LWW WLW WWW LLW LW
3.) Detroit Electricity / 8-6 / 53 / 45 / 1.0 / LWL WWW LWL LWW WL
4T.) Rocky Death Mountain Gorons / 7-7 / 65 / 60 / 2.0 / WLL LLW LLW WWL WW
4T.) New York Nemesis / 7-7 / 43 / 51 / 2.0 / WWL LWW WLW LLL LW
6.) Butch Cobainheim Cassidy's Bearorist Bunch of San Fierro / 6-8 / 45 / 51 / 3.0 / LLW LLW WWL LWL WL