GenesisSaga posted...
Ariados I understand, but Spoink? It doesn't even have legs. No way it can bounce along faster than Garchomp can run!
Clearly you do not understand the amazingness that is Spoink.
A Lean Mean Team Rocket Machine!
"When ambition was the order of the day! And that order came without fries!"
Score: 7.5/10
Dawn and Piplup are training for the upcoming contest when the latter collapses suddenly and everyone decides to find a pokemon center. Nurse Joy tells them that Piplup is simply exhausted and needs to rest for a while, and Dawn declares that this is her fault for pushing it so hard. Nurse Joy is like “Don’t be hard on yourself,” but she doesn’t actually tell Dawn she’s wrong. At night, Dawn looks over Piplup in its bed. Ash calls Professor Oak, who tells him that Gliscor is powerful, but it needs agility because it can't defend its back if something gets behind it. Wow, how... out of nowhere this conversation came. I mean… seriously? Oak also tells Dawn to exchange her information with other trainers in the pokemon center, so she runs off to a random girl with a Glaceon and they start talking about how to most effectively preen a coat. Jesus Christ what.
Later, the heroes help out in the pokemon center instead of eating because Brock wants to impress Nurse Joy. He then has a creepy daydream where he falls in love with Nurse Joy, and apparently, her first name is "Nurse" because even when they're alone on the beach in his fantasy, he consistently calls her "Nurse Joy."
Meanwhile, Team Rocket has put on some weight from the Pokemon Summer Academy and are having a hard time getting back into the groove of walking up hills and chasing the heroes and stuff (even though they ate exactly the same stuff as the heroes and the heroes aren’t fat and lazy, just stupid and douchey). They quickly realize that they’re fat, lazy, and worst of all, no longer evil, even voluntarily helping out old people. They declare that they must go back to the basics and engage in a vigorous workout session.
In less than one day, Team Rocket has apparently lost about thirty pounds each, and they declare that they're back and better than ever, and they even bought some masks that must have set them back a cool forty dollars. They drive to the pokemon center (in like an actual car) and break into it. James breaks into the pokeball vault (?!) and he and Jessie take what's there while Mewoth and the pokemon find all of the other unattended pokeballs. Unfortunately, Carnivine drops a pokeball and it makes a noise as it hits the floor, leading Piplup to hear it and shows up. It wakes everyone up, and everyone realizes that the pokeballs are gone. Everyone (and by everyone I mean the heroes and Nurse Joy) follows Piplup to Team Rocket.
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Started: July 6, 2005