58. Metagross
Originally Nominated by: Highwind89
First Appeared in:Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire
Gen 3 Ranking: 10/20
Fun Fact: Metagross is the heaviest non-legendary Pokémon.
Metagross is awesome because of how chill he is. He is nice enough to evolve before those other jerk pseudolegendaries, because let's face it, if you're not a competitive player, you're not using it anyway, so it's nice to not have to raise something to 55 just to box the damn thing. On the other hand though, Metagross is awesome because of how much of a dick he is. You want to catch one of these things in B/W you gotta earn it. Dat Legendary catch rate makes it more of a pain in the ass to get than half the real legendaries out there and you have to find the shaky grass to get him. On top of that, he evolves really damn quick in Unova. Sure you can try to catch a Metang, but Beldum are MIA. I guess it takes the magic of a Ditto having weird sex with one of these things in a daycare to make them pop out. I never quite understood why they restrict stuff like Beldum to only being able to breed with Ditto. It doesn't make any sense for them to be able to breed at all. Well, whatever, this fatass is a chill dick which apparently makes it better than being a boring ass starter.
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