Thanks everyone
I realize this is asking quite a bit, as far as board games go. I normally just tell people that I don't like playing board games, but that kind of makes you the sourpuss of the group. So, to be sociable, I grin and bear it. I just thought I'd ask if there was anything that met my unreasonable standards.
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"What if you just eat vegetarians?"-neonreaper
"^ You are what you eat. ^_~"-Koiji