LogFAQs > #600540

Those are some awfully rare criteria. And by #1 you're already throwing away all the ones that would be good for casual play, so I advise you chill out and relax those rules. You might get a game you like, somehow, but no one else will.

I don't know why you chose Risk as an example anyway since it's mostly determined by luck.

From: Paratroopa1 | #006
I'm not sure how you decided Settlers of Catan meets three of his four requirements, given that it doesn't meet any of them. Randomness is heavy, games are long, there are turns, and the game can be scaled up but it's difficult.

Having turns shouldn't be a deal-breaker. After all, it's a game of diplomacy, right? So there's always something to do even outside your turn. Truthfully, that condition is meaningless anyway.

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