~*~THE OFFICIAL TOPIC SERIES~*~
These things run 24 hours for 24-hour matches.
The rules are of course, to come up with a humorous reason as to why the loser of the most recent contest match lost, or to second someone else's reason. Reasons have to be original, so reasons that have won in previous contests aren't eligible.
List of past winners: http://board8.wikia.com/wiki/Why_Did_They_Lose%3F
Previously...
Ryu vs. Ken
Winner (7 votes): Every time someone voted for the fighters, their rival appeared and shouted, "In that case, I'll choose the trainers!" - Kenri
Runner Up (4 votes): Instead of taking on the Fighters themselves, Red and Blue sent out Charizard and Blastoise. Ryu and Ken took out Blastoise with ease... but unfortunately for them, Charizard resists the Fighting-type - TheCodeIsBosco
There were a lot of great entries, but personally I thought Bosco's was brilliant. Which is why I'm requesting that the runner up is added as an Honorable Mention. DO EET!
Without further ado,
Why DID Big Boss vs. The Boss lose to Samus vs. Ridley?
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