#1: Kingsley Shacklebolt
Badass mutha****a. Every time this guy comes up on the page, I pictured Samuel L. Jackson while I was reading and that made for a very sexy reading experience. And it seems every time he talks, J.K. has to mention his deep, cool voice. Makes me orgasm.
He was nothing like how I imagined him in the movies though. One of the many reasons why the books are better.
Everything this guy does is just full of swag. I can’t explain it any other way. He’s a boss.