like for real, the whole point of Fuerte is to be awful and annoying, as far as I can tell. he's not a good character with a lot of weapons at his disposal. he's just a god damn pain to fight. that's what makes like 3S Twelve. 3S Twelve won't win a lot of matches but he will make your life awful the entire time you're playing against him. if you wanted to troll the internets I'd suggest those two characters in their respective games as your best bet.