From: ImTheMacheteGuy | #215
"Cheers, everyone! This is your captain speaking! I hope you've enjoyed your cruise on the S. S. First Three Letters of Titanic! We will now be disembarking onto this random island!... And by 'disembarking onto,' I mean 'crashing into at full speed.' I would advise you all put on your safety belts... Oh wait! Cruise ships don't have those! AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!" He hadn't actually been talking to anyone since he didn't bother to figure out the PA system, but he was too insane and British to care. He was now laughing hysterically in his Stig outfit as the ship approached the island. "YES! YESSSSSS!" He exclaimed gleefully in an Eric Cartman tone of voice.
Crazy British people. lol
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