Caelus frowned again and checked his notes for nearly a whole minute and seemed to be annoyed by something. "Nevermind, false alarm. Anyway, check the roster." He disappeared with an embarassed look on his face.
Everyone went over to the roster, which was hastily scribbled and difficult to read.
"Well THAT'S professional," complained Naomi. "I can't even read my... wait, roster? Didn't we have our numbers like implanted in our memories? Why do we need a roster?"
"Yeah!" Agreed SEP. "And how the hell is my number -23? Seriously? A negative number? Is this drunk f*** even trying anymore?"
"Considering that my number is seven digits long, I'm a bit skeptical >_>," answered Ayvuir, whose number was indeed of the seven digit variety.
"This is ridiculous," Scoffed Zazi. "I should've just paid the 25 cents to use a suicide booth instead of signing up for this. This is seriously ruining my death experience. I'm a paying customer, damn it!"
"You... paid money to be in this?" Asked Darren. "Knowing you were going to be killed at some point?"
"Well I dunno. I assume so!" Replied Zazi. "Isn't that why everyone's here?"
"I'm here because I spelled my own name wrong when I was nominating a certain character for a character battle," explained Chrono. "There's no h in the character's name, just in the game's name, lol me. At least... I THINK that's why I'm here... where is here anyway?"
I assumed I was sent here by ExTha for RKOing him," added RKOsExTha. "I'm the last person to speak and that was an easy and generic thing for me to say."
It was then that everyone started to interact and get to know one another, as they had all spoken at least once, but only in one chapter except for Ayvuir because he got the seven digit number so I needed him to talk about that >_>.
Suddenly, someone was in the room. "It's time for another death!" Announced Caelus.
"Huh? Who the f*** are you?" Asked Zazi.
Caelus grinned and ran the edge of his machete across his face, creating a wound that would instantly heal itself. Suddenly, his expression returned to normal. "Sorry... that was Machete. Still trying to figure out if my alts are personalities of mine or separate entities that all exist. I dunno, it's complicated. ANYWAY! Let's do this... 69!"
At first the participants looked puzzled, then they began to giggle and snicker.
"Yeah yeah very f***ing funny. 69 lollololllll I don't control the random number generator!" Argued Caelus.
Han began to hack and choke, flailing about and trying to remove the grip on his neck as he struggled to breathe. He lashed out, striking at the force that bound him.
Inviso dropped her strangulation victim who had dropped his pants in front of her and had tried to remove hers as well... before the strangulation began.
"Jesus Christ!" Coughed Han. "I was just trying to do what he said to do! It's not like I'm the ONLY guy with his wang hanging out right now!" His argument was responded to with a kick to the ribs. "Damn it... Don't... be hatin'..."
"You f***ing people are children," snapped Caelus, clutching his head in agony again. "Not gonna say this again, user 69, please step forward."
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ya right you are case the sunglasses have 3d so i can see right threw their clothes -ertyu
(about wearing sunglasses to stare at boobs without girls noticing)