CHAPTER 2: To Speak or Not to Speak
"No, you guys need to shut up. It's bad enough I have all of you to deal with. I don't need any further complications. I'm sticking to my usual formula and I'm not gonna deviate from what I'm used to!" Argued Caelus, clutching his head. "Everyone gets a line! That's final!"
"I know you want to have all who signed up speak within the first two chapters," explained Machete, a Caelus alt. "But you have to face the fact that it can't happen. You have to step out of your comfort zone and accept the fact that some things are out of your control!"
"NOTHING IS EVER OUT OF MY CONTROL!" Screamed Caelus. "I'll show you! I'll MAKE him speak!"
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In the room where the "story participants" were being held, one person had a strange look on his face as his hands stopped moving. He gagged a few times.
"Dude, what's wrong?" Asked Catastrophy, backing away. "All of us being killed one by one is one thing, but these bizarre events are weirding me out..."
The gagging participant suddenly let forth a massive heave, puking out a winged creature, which hovered in the air in front of his face.
"Hey gang! I'm Pterodicktyl, the racist Pterodactyl comedian!" Shouted the creature. "What did the black dude say to his Mexican buddy at work?" The critter exploded before he got the chance to reveal the offensive punchline.
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"See?" Laughed Figure, another Caelus alt. "You don't have control over our powers anymore."
"You might as well just give in to the insanity. You've done that before. Hell, you got enough people who you do in real life anyway..." Joked Paradox, a Caelus alt created for a previous writing project.
"You guys aren't real! You're just hallucinations that I can see because my brain got f***ed up! Stop telling what to do... even if you're right!" Snapped Caelus.
"We're not just in your head, honey... We're for real. You can see us, you can hear us... you can even feel us..." Explained a squid, rubbing its tentacle along Caelus' leg.
"ACK! STOP THAT, SENSUAL SQUID!" Yelled Caelus. "You're an alt from like eight years ago that no one remembers and I forgot the password to a long time ago! You shouldn't even be here!"
"And yet here I am... as sensual as the days I was flirting with Smurf's Viper_Vixen alt... Surrender to me and I will-" Squid was interrupted by a sharp kick from Caelus and slammed into a wall really hard, but didn't seem too affected.
Machete stepped forward. "Look, you're in a reality that you don't fully control and that scares you, but you have to face it. You can't escape it. You want every who has signed up and did not speak in chapter 1 to speak now in chapter 2... but you have to face the fact that one participant is a deaf-mute..."
"GET. OUT. OF. MY. HEAD!" Screamed Caelus dramatically.
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ya right you are case the sunglasses have 3d so i can see right threw their clothes -ertyu
(about wearing sunglasses to stare at boobs without girls noticing)