"Wait what?" Exclaimed Cody nervously. "I have no medical training and that's really too big of a stretch there."
"Fine, whatever. I need to go back to bed. I don't feel so good. I'll tell you all more information or whatever later," said Caelus. He disappeared.
"So if he can't control his powers, random weird s*** is just gonna happen for no reason?" Asked Tom.
A basket of fish appeared in the room and immediately caught fire, which led to many funny reactions and facial expressions.
"Heh," laughed XIII. "I wonder what kind of fish those are... Maybe Cod?" He elbow-nudged Cody. "Cod... get it? Like your name if we took off the Y... lol. I'm gonna start calling you Cod from now on."
"Please don't..." sighed Cod... He quickly realized what had just happened. "God damn it..." Clearly, it was too late. The joke had already been inceived. "I hate my life..."
"Relax, man!" Said MWE, trying to cheer Cod up. "You've got yourself a gimmick now! People with gimmicks tend to stick around for a while!... Except me because my gimmick is being hated and always the first to get killed. Maybe since I signed up yet again, knowing what my fate would be, Caelus will reward me by letting me survive the first chapter!"
And with that, the first chapter ended. No on had died yet, but sometimes the first chapter doesn't have any deaths... It's like an intro chapter to acquaint people to the story and... this just in, someone did die...
During that explanation paragraph, a loud BOOM rang out in a far corner of the room. Some user lay there, bleeding to death from a massive wound to the pelvic region. Well, it wasn't so much a 'wound' as a 'completely obliterated pelvic region.'
"Holy ass! That wasn't me!" Shouted MWE happily. "I'M NOT THE FIRST TO DIE THIS TIME! Thank you, unknown user, for taking a bullet for me so that I might die second instead of first!" Tears of joy trickled down his face.
It was in fact Whirlybird. He didn't sign up for this project. He had simply stumbled upon the room unintentionally after taking a wrong turn on his journey to track down and murder Commodore and Ulti because they had made fun of him on the internets, because that's what rational people do. He had accidentally shot himself in the junk with the shotgun he stole from his stepfather.
Mcflubbin, now chalk-white in color was absolutely horrified by the scene. "This... this is madness..." He said nearly in a whisper.
No one made a Sparta joke, but at least one person thought of it...
Also, apparently Whirlybird didn't make a wrong turn because Commodore is in fact in this story. He signed up after this chapter was written.
"Holy t**s!" Gasped Commodore. "I didn't know if he was serious about wanting to kill me or if he just wanted to hang out with his wang out... Either way he failed epically."
Everyone laughed... and that concludes chapter 1 for reals this time. Do you remember the title of the chapter? It might be important!
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ya right you are case the sunglasses have 3d so i can see right threw their clothes -ertyu
(about wearing sunglasses to stare at boobs without girls noticing)