Suddenly, a door which had been previously concealed opened in one of the walls and some sort of smoke or fog began to pour in. "I CAN ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS!" Boomed a low and excessively dramatic-sounding voice as a figure appeared in the doorway. He stepped through and immediately fell about 10 feet because the door was that high up on the wall.
"OW! F*** ME!" Shouted the man. He stood up and turned around to glare up at the door. "Are you kidding me? Why would you put that up there? F***ing idiots..."
"Caelus? Is that you?" Asked Regaro. "We were just talking about how you were dead... Also thanks for screwing me over in week 2 of board 8 big brother, dick!"
">_>" Replied Caelus. "Yeah sorry about that. Anyway, people who die live on through their alts, just like in real life. So tl:dr (too long: didn't read in case anyone doesn't know that): I didn't really die because my other accounts are still around and I've revived myself through them, mostly the Machete one, but the whole process has left my personality a little bit... fractured. Too much drinking has contributed to that as well... but yeah, here I am again."
"What about that legion thing based on admin/mods?" Asked JeffRaze. "Won't it try to kill you again? Wasn't there something about a character called 'The Writer' also? What about any other loose ends?"
"F*** 'em," answered Caelus. "Mods don't deserve to be in these, 'The Writer'... I probably have no idea what you're talking about and any other loose ends I just simply don't have to explain or even acknowledge."
Suddenly a can of spray paint appeared and painted a giant dick on the ceiling.
"What the hell?" Laughed Nio. Suddenly a kitten appeared on her head. "What the hell again but to a greater extent than before?!"
The kitten looked extremely angry and hissed at Caelus, then spoke. "I KILLED YOU ONCE BEFORE AND I WILL KILL YOU AGAIN!" Disclaimer: this reference to the character of Minio in XIII_Rocks' Battle Royale story is the intelectual property of user XIII_Rocks and will not be featured in this story after this one reference without express written consent of user XIII_Rocks.
"God damn right and don't you forget it!" Shouted XIII in a rowdy manner. The kitten then disappeared.
Caelus clutched his head, seemingly almost in pain. "Sorry... like I said, personality is fractured... not fully able to control my powers..."
"Maybe you should see a doctor," suggested Cody (user cody115533 or whatever. I won't include the numbers every time he does something because I'm lazy.)
"Nobody with Dr. in their username signed up!" Argued Caelus. "No Dr_Football or whatever alt Dr_Pizza is using now..." He trailed off and thought for a moment. "Well, you're Cody. If we take off the Y, you'd be Cod... If we reverse that, you would be Doc... HA! That's it! You'll be the doctor!"
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ya right you are case the sunglasses have 3d so i can see right threw their clothes -ertyu
(about wearing sunglasses to stare at boobs without girls noticing)