Favorite Riffs: *While reading the opening credits*
Servo: Andrew Howarth.
Crow: Fine. How-arth you?
*During the opening fight scene*
Joel: Looks like the sad future of the WWF.
Crow: Where's Bobby Heenan when you need him?
Narrator: Deep in the power station lies the pleasure machine.
Servo: Alright!
*Valaria, Jorn, and Valaria's minions staring at a green orb*
Valaria: She (Deeja) is your daughter, isn't she?
*Jorn tries to escape, but the robotic minions stop him.
Crow: Get off me, Muslim face!
*Valaria, talks to Torque, one of the evil robots, about Jorn.*
Valaria: Has he revealed anything to you?
Crow: Just his hernia scar.
Joel (as Valaria): If you were a twee, what kind of twee would you be.
Narrator: And so, Jorn was finally face to face with the being known as The Dark One.
Crow: Darqwon? Robbie Shankhart?
*The camera zooms in on Jorn's face, as he looks off to the side*
Joel: A being so hideously expensive we couldn't show it on this film.
Neo: We're being watched.
Servo: Of course you're being watched. It's filmed, idiot.
*Two minor charaters are talking to each other about the 'plot'*
Crow: How did Rozencrantz and Guildenstern get in this film?
*Random shot of Kai, the Conan The Barbarian wanna-be sitting around*
Joel: There's the Nuge! Locked, Cocked, and ready to Rock!
Servo: Dog scratch.. no.. Cat Scratch! Cat Scratch Fever! I gotta tell somebody!
*Klyton acts goofy for some reason*
Crow: In the future, all robots will act like Don Knotts.
*They show Jorn, who's body is in a big avacado looking creature*
Servo: It's egg man!
Neo: Your father was a great man.
Joel (as Neo): And an even better side dish.
Narrator: With the Dark One destroyed...
All: Oh! The Dark One!
*Neo and Klyton walk off together at the end. JatB discuss a sequel.*
Servo: He's a human. He's a robot. They are detectives.
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