Favorite Riffs (Short): *Retik's thugs bring in payrolls for Krog*
Retik Thug: Here's the payroll.
Joel (as Krog): I said jellyroll, not payroll!
*Krog gives Retik's thugs an absurdly small atomic bomb.*
Crow: It's right over here by the toaster oven.
Servo: This one's called the Baby Boy.
*Cody walks in on Ted and Joan talking about the volcano eruption set off by the atomic bomb.*
Crow (as Cody): Finally I come in and you're not fighting anybody.
*Cody and Ted investigate Al's Cafe*
Al: Yeah, they come in pretty often, though I don't know their names or anything about them.
Cody: Well if they show up, I wish you'd call me.
Crow (as Al): Sure I'll call you. I got nothing else going on in my miserable life than call you.
*Cody flies through the air, then looks down at the ground*
Joel (as Cody): *excited* Hey wait a minute, I'm flying!
Favorite Riffs (Movie): *A Slime Person appears on the surface*
Joel: Hi, I'm a Slime Person, and this is our story. Come along with me. Sure, we're not much to look at, but we's good people.
*A corpse has a spear sticking out of it's back*
Servo: Corpse Kebab.
*Tom Gregory tries to contact Air Control while he flies through heavy fog.*
Gregory: LA Control, come in LA. Do you read me?
Servo: Oh he's in LA. That explains the bad air.
Joel: Why is he talking into a shaver?
*Gregory tries to contact someone on a payphone*
Servo (As Gregory, sobbing): Mom? Mom, it's me. They won't fill up my tank, mom...
Joel (As Gregory's 'Mom'): Now listen son, you can't call me everytime you get a little ripple in your fantasy world. You're 45 years old! You got to live your own life. When are you going to realize and when are you going to learn that you got to live on your own and stuff will take care of itself. You gotta realize this and I won't carry on anymore...
Servo (As Gregory): Sorry mom...
Profesor Galvin: Now, we've all known that there is fish in the ocean, haven't we?
Joel: No, that's a little farfetched for me.
*Professor Galvin pulls a spear from a wrecked car*
Crow: Wow, the dipstick on this thing is enormous!
Calvin Johnson: Oh by the way, I'm Calvin Johnson.
All Three: So what?
*Galvin and Cal are moving around the mountains while heavy fog is everywhere*
Crow: Hey Joel, are they in the Smoky Mountains?
Joel: No..
Crow: On top of Ol' Smokey?
Joel: Nope.
Servo: Smack'em, Joel.
*After Toliver is dead*
Gregory:Every calm down. Fear killed Toliver!
Servo: I thoughti t was the big guys in the costumes.
*A Slime Person tries entering the meat freezer*
Crow: Would you like a copy of the Watch Tower?
*Galvin throws a Spear at the machine controlling the fog, which cause an explosion for some reason*
Crow: Popped just like a zit.
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