Review (cont.):
This movie really doesn't need riffing. It's so bad that it's enjoyable by itself. Joel and the Bot's just add to the silliness. The riffs were pretty good though, as well as pretty consistent, with little dead air. Of the three, it feels like Weinstein (Servo) was the strongest of the three when it came to riffs, or he had the best riffs, one. This is definitely one of the 'must watches' of Season One.. 8/10
Favorite Riffs (Short):
*after showing footage not seen in chapter three (Cody escaping the car just before the bomb goes off*
Joel: Hey! That scene wasn't in last time.
Crow: That's because they didn't get the film back from the drugstore yet.
Servo: Upon further review, the refs fine that Cody is dead. The play stands. Cody is dead.
*Retik's Henchmen (Moon) and Retik's thug (Earthling) discuss their low funds
Retik Henchman: You would be wise to continue to obey my orders. Your recent activites would be of extreme interest to the authorites.
Servo (as Retik Thug): Oh, who's going to report me, you Mr. Moon Man?
*As one of Cody's scientist assistances beat holds his own against Retik's thugs*
Servo: It's a good thing scientists can fight, they must be taken classes.
*after Servo sneezes*
Joel: Oh bless you! <beat> You're not supposed to do that...
*Retik's thug flies a plane and shoots at Commando Cody at the same time*
Joel: Wow, he can fly and shoot at the same time? He must be ambidextrous.
Crow: I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous...
*After Crow and Tom try to (and fail) to escape from the second short*
Joel I'm surrounded by idiots of my own design!
*After Commando Cody has a third straight cliffhanger copout*
Joel: I'm beginning to think these endings are rigged....
*One of Retk's thugs holds up an ambulance driver (who's dressed as a ice cream truck driver*
Crow (as Thug): Alright, give me a snowcone and two bon pops!
Servo: I'm wearing white though! That's not good humor.
Favorite Riffs (Movie):
*during the acid dream sequence, two 'lizards' attack each other*
Crow: It's gecko-roman wrestling!
*Ro-Man talks to the remaining humans*
Ro-Man: Due to an error in calculation, there are still a few of you left!
Joel (as Ro-Man): I sincerely apologize for any inconveince this may have caused you
*Two of the main characters, Alice and Roy argue*
Alice: If only I had a decent assistant who wasn't so bossy.
Roy: I'm bossy? You're so bossy that you should be milked before you come home at night.
Joel: Dibs!
*Johnny confronts Ro-Man instead of his sister Alice*
Johnny: I wanna know what you have against me!
Crow (as Ro-Man): Your voice, for starters.
*During Alice and Roy's wedding, Roy doesn't have the ring Selena, alice's mother gives her her ring.*
Selena: I wanted you to have it somedays, anyways.
Crow: I was gonna sell it, but everybody else was dead.
*After Ro-Man knocks out Roy and takes Alice away*
Servo (as Ro-Man): "I got the girl! I got the girl! Oh happy day! I will love her and pet her and hug her and squeeze her and I will call her Georgette."
*At the very end of the film, as 'three' Ro-Men come out of the cave*
Crow: Is this the end of the film, Joel?
Joel: I think it is.
Servo: Have you ever had Deja Vu, Joel?
Joel: Huh?
Servo: What?
*repeat two more times*
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