Favorite Riffs: *noticing a minor character, Lee, has a big gap in his hairline*
Joel: Hey, they all got stripes in their hair.
Crow: Man, it looks like land of the skunk people.
Servo: Hair styles by Gordon of Gotham
Lee: There's only FOUR men left that can handle the lunar rocket!
Joel: The Beatles?
*On Lockhart's 'acting' skills*
Crow: I think he's taken acting lessons from William Shatner.
*after a rather long (and pointless) bit of exposition between Curan and Weitzberg*
Servo: I wonder if there's an abridged verison of this movie.
*A malt shop owner yells at patrons for dancing*
Waiter: No dancing, no dancing. Not allowed
Joel: Just like Footloose.
Servo: No acting, not allowed.
Crow: He (Paul) looks like a cross between Jerry Mathers and James Dean
Servo: Beaver Without a Cause
*Paul and his girlfriend Marta are in ankle deep water splashing each other*
Joel: Boy, they're good swimmers.
*Ms. Hotchkiss, Paul's landlady, pours and drinks alcohol from a beaker*
Crow: What's that stuff?
Servo: It's the nightime coughin, aching, sneezing, stuffy head, fever, so you're being chased by a human hand medicine
*Paul discovers Ms. Hotchkiss dead after being strangled by the hand.*
Crow: I bet he'll be all choked up now that she's dead.
Sheriff Townsend: (To Paul): I could drive you over to my house and we can find you a place to stay tomorrow
Crow: I got a couple of hammocks and a sailor's hat I'd like you to wear.
*Paul's choked by the hand, but an ambulance shows up in time that he survive, barely. He is put in the ambulance with Ms. Hotchkiss.*
Paul: *screams when he sees the body of Ms. Hotchkiss
Servo: I slept what that?
Crow: Wow, he must've really had his beer googles on.
*Curan and Weitzberg investigate Paul's house at night. Paul shows up, in 'zombie' form.*
Crow: It's an Elvis Zombie!
*After Paul leaves the kitchen*
Servo: Ladie's and gentlemen, Elvis has left the kitchen
Joel: (Doing an Elvis impression) G'Night Everybody/
*Paul goes back to the Matl Shop, and starts strangling the Malt Shop owner*
Servo (as Malt Shop Owner): No strangling, not allowed.
*Paul transforms and begins to choke out his girlfriend*
Joel: Hey it's Sid Vicious... and she's Nancy, and that looks like the Chelsea Hotel!
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