Time Trapper Prime
Sounds like it's basically a stalemate for a while until Prime eventually starts trying weird things out of boredom and eventually does something crazy like create a time portal in front of Darsh three weeks ago that sends him to an alternate universe consisting entirely of attractive female nymphomaniacs and causes Darsh to not show up for the match because he's busy having sex. Prime can't really directly harm Darsh and Darsh can't harm Prime so the edge goes to the guy who is overall more powerful and at least has the vague theoretical possibility of scoring something resembling a victory.
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