Obviously I was being facetious. Surely you've heard of the "aspartame is linked with cancer" myth, right? It's all over the damn place.
Yes, and merely because it's a myth doesn't preclude other artificial sweeteners from having carcinogenic effects.
Couldn't give you specifics, but I've seen it mentioned in passing on credible sites and in credible periodicals.
"Credible sites" means nothing to most people, and "slower metabolism" means so much that it de facto means nothing.
Through the mechanism of ingesting large quantities of **** into your body
I see. Just to make sure that I'm not misunderstanding your point, you are claiming that
1) Diet soda contains s***, whether this s*** refers to the dietary drink as a whole or certain harmful subcomponents has yet to be determined by the author of this post
2) The s*** has been causally linked with obesity, acting upon heretofore unknown mechanisms upon the persons involved.
Is this correct?
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Eh? You Serious? Easy Mode? How Disgusting!
Only Elementary School Kids should play on Easy Mode.