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PRINCIPAL VICTORIA
Convincing Wendy to fight Cartman in "Breast Cancer Show"
Confronting Cartman about embellishing the morning announcements in "Dances With Smurfs"
MS. CHOKSONDIK
Teaching her class it's okay to grow older in "Fourth Grade"
Scaring her all-girl class about sex in "Proper Condom Use"
Having sex with Mr. Mackey in "Proper Condom Use"
Dying by choking on semen in "The Simpsons Already Did It"
MR. SLAVE
Taking Lemmiwinks into his body mid-class in "Death Camp of Tolerance"
Shoving Paris Hilton into his ass at the end of "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset"
Marrying Big Gay Al at the end of "Follow That Egg"
MS. CRABTREE
Threatening the bunny so the bus's children would sit down and shut up in "City on the Verge of Forever (Flashbacks)"
Becoming a comedienne in "City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks)"
Killing Cartman's thinner double by keeping him in her v***** for six hours at the end of "Fat Camp"
Being murdered by the left-handed killer in "Cartman's Incredible Gift"
CHEF'S PARENTS
Fighting with the Loch Ness Monster over "tree fitty" in "The Succubus"
Using voodoo in "The Biggest Douche in the Universe"
SKEETER
Not taking kindly to anybody in "Sexual Harassment Panda"
Singing on the town-square against Randy in "I'm a Little Bit Country"
DARRYL WEATHERS
Ranting about how goobacks took their jobs, first seen in "Goobacks"
Stopping the future from happening by starting a gay orgy in "Goobacks"
BIG GAY AL
Helping Stan understand the gay lifestyle in "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride"
Singing "I'm Super, Thanks For Asking" in ""South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut"
Leading the Boy Scouts in "Cripple Fight"
Marrying Mr. Slave at the end of "Follow That Egg"
MOSES
Saving the Jewish children's camp in "Jewbilee"
Recommending a giant John Wilkes Booth to take out the giant Abraham Lincoln in "Super Best Friends"
Recommending a Neil Diamond concert to take out Mecha-Streisand in "201"
MUHAMMAD
Being visible before he became too controversial for television in "Super Best Friends"
GOD
Answering Stan's question about why he isn't having a period in "Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus"
Making sure Saddam's not building any weapons in the sky at the end of "A Ladder to Heaven"
Declaring Mormons were the only correct religion in "Probably"
SANTA CLAUS
Singing with Jesus in "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics"
Surviving torture at Iraq in "Red Sleigh Down"
Killing the Woodland Critters in "Woodland Critter Christmas"
Being imagined by Butters as a bizarre creature and fighting to save Imaginationland in "Imaginationland, Episode III"
PRIEST MAXI
Threatening hell in "Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?"
Stopping child molestation in "Red Hot Catholic Love"
Becoming Pitfall-Maxi in "Red Hot Catholic Love"
PRESIDENT OF THE CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY
Explaining what Scientologists actually believe in "Trapped in the Closet"
MAYOR MCDANIELS
Scheduling a giant firework-snake for the 4th of July in "Summer Sucks"
Hosting the hippy-festival in "Die Hippie, Die"
Shooting herself after realizing the damage she has done in "Die Hippie, Die"
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