12. Vlado's narcissism
Nominator: Caelus
Original wording: Vlado's incredible narcisstic raging boner for himself... oh yeah and something about journalism but everyone is distracted away from that by disturbing visualizations of naked Vlado locking himself in a room filled with mirrors and a sign on the other side of the door reading 'Do not disturb. I'm in my own personal heaven right now' and the sound of Vlado's own voice echoing seductively from an unknown source...
Nice way to put it, Caelus.
Yeah, I admit, I do enjoy being myself quite a bit. Possibly even more than anyone else here. Is that a bad thing? Quite the opposite - I'm sending a nice message. One must know one's worth and act accordingly. Love yourself and others will love you, as well! If you know you're awesome, if you got the confidence and you believe in your abilities, success is just around the corner. You should never accept any limitations because for you, the sky is the limit. Others matter exactly as much as you want them to. The universe revolves around you!
For some reason, most of the board doesn't embrace this philosophy, hence the bitterness in many people here whenever I display such behaviour. Most believe that this implies being a jerk to others and what not. I prove day in and day out that it is perfectly possible to combine this attitude with kindness towards others. Being aware of your own worth in no way hinders your benevolence. Just because I'm awesome and the centre of the universe doesn't mean I don't want people around me to be happy! Quite the opposite - the happier they are, the more I enjoy my own life!
So yeah, guys. Do not fight it, do not ever feel inferior. Embrace it!
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