1. Ertyu
2. Vlado's journalism
3. Ermine's pictures of animals
4. Ulti using alts to support himself in arguments and to rig contests
5. Luster Soldier
6. Fr0q's drawing of users
7. Digi's puns
8. Ulti's "I'm more successful in life than you"
9. SephirothG's conservatism
10. Kawaiifan's friendliness towards new users
11. Zachnorn's "overrated" rants
12. Vlado's narcissism
13. Alpha/beta arguments
14. Lady Miaow
15. Shake's Shakespeares
16. XIII is cool's American hating gimmick
17. Vlado's "high five"
18. Ulti's "vouch"
19. Sir Chris' belief that he is the ultimate judge of users' worth
20. Metool's Mass Kirbies
21. SHINE hyping upcoming games
22. Caelus + alcohol
23. Nintendogirl's dynamic signature
24. Ulti's "called it" on anything that happens
25. MerSHINEsess
26. MYC's sex change
27. Vlado thinking he's smarter than everyone else
28. Sir Chris writing long sentences
29. Sir Chris making Icon his "eternal rival"
30. Ed Bellis' countless projects
31. Maplejet's hipster hating character
32. Ulti's promiscuity
33. ZFS' ranking obsession
34. Albion posting links to controversial game/news articles for attention
35. Sess' "i am the game" gimmick
36. Wigs' Nicest user on the board
37. Sir Chris' Board 8 police
38. Nio's showcasing of her voice
39. Darkx's Ertyu family alts
40. ExTha RKOing everybody
41. Voltch's "pretend to be a crazyman" gimmick
42. Neon's "who wants my nuts"
43. Iron Grunty's "clang!"
44. FadrikLolsworth
45. Icon talking in third person
46. Voltch being "The King"
47. Palmer's "LARD"
48. Dante's "Best new user" gimmick
49. Alex Shelley's "butts and butts and ..."
50. Princess Anri being a girl
51. MWC's awful nicknames for things he dislikes ("LeChoke", "Choketriots" being two examples)
52. WVI's "I'm a dragon" gimmick
53. IHateThisCPU being a schizo
54. Leonhart4 being an MWC stalker
55. Andy and a Survivor contestant supposedly being in love
56. Ed Bellis' "I'm gay" gimmick
57. SantaRPG being a pedophile
58. Transience's typing in lowercase
59. MegaWentEvil's politically correct gimmick
60. Andy pretending to be a girl
61. SDR's hugging little girls
62. Palmer posting bad opinions for attention
63. Icehawk's E-pop obsession
64. Palmer's life falling apart because Board 8 stopped worshipping him
65. Albion's loli fetish
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