1. Ertyu
2. Vlado's journalism
3. Ermine's pictures of animals
4. Ulti using alts to support himself in arguments and to rig contests
5. Luster Soldier
6. Fr0q's drawing of users
7. Digi's puns
8. Ulti's "I'm more successful in life than you"
9. SephirothG's conservatism
10. Kawaiifan's friendliness towards new users
11. Zachnorn's "overrated" rants
12. Alpha/beta arguments
13. Lady Miaow
14. Shake's Shakespeares
15. XIII is cool's American hating gimmick
16. Vlado's "high five"
17. Ulti's "vouch"
18. Sir Chris' belief that he is the ultimate judge of users' worth
19. Metool's Mass Kirbies
20. SHINE hyping upcoming games
21. Caelus + alcohol
22. Nintendogirl's dynamic signature
23. Ulti's "called it" on anything that happens
24. MerSHINEsess
25. MYC's sex change
26. Vlado thinking he's smarter than everyone else
27. Sir Chris writing long sentences
28. Sir Chris making Icon his "eternal rival"
29. Ed Bellis' countless projects
30. Maplejet's hipster hating character
31. Ulti's promiscuity
32. ZFS' ranking obsession
33. Albion posting links to controversial game/news articles for attention
34. Sess' "i am the game" gimmick
35. Wigs' Nicest user on the board
36. Sir Chris' Board 8 police
37. Nio's showcasing of her voice
38. Darkx's Ertyu family alts
39. ExTha RKOing everybody
40. Voltch's "pretend to be a crazyman" gimmick
41. Neon's "who wants my nuts"
42. Iron Grunty's "clang!"
43. FadrikLolsworth
44. Icon talking in third person
45. Voltch being "The King"
46. Palmer's "LARD"
47. Dante's "Best new user" gimmick
48. Alex Shelley's "butts and butts and ..."
49. Princess Anri being a girl
50. MWC's awful nicknames for things he dislikes ("LeChoke", "Choketriots" being two examples)
51. WVI's "I'm a dragon" gimmick
52. IHateThisCPU being a schizo
53. Leonhart4 being an MWC stalker
54. Andy and a Survivor contestant supposedly being in love
55. Ed Bellis' "I'm gay" gimmick
56. SantaRPG being a pedophile
57. Transience's typing in lowercase
58. MegaWentEvil's politically correct gimmick
59. Andy pretending to be a girl
60. SDR's hugging little girls
61. Palmer posting bad opinions for attention
62. Icehawk's E-pop obsession
63. Palmer's life falling apart because Board 8 stopped worshipping him
64. Albion's loli fetish
26. Vlado thinking he's smarter than everyone else
Nominator: HanOfTheShinobi
For the record, I do not really think I'm smarter than everyone else (I do, generally, have a better idea about most things than most of the board, but it's far from an absolute), but hey, let's go along with this. I do often act in a relatively condescending manner towards people spouting nonsense on this board, especially in the cases when they actually believe it. It's not ill-intentioned, I just gotta make it clear to the rest of the readers when an opinion is wrong even if I don't bother to tear it apart. It's cool and it's effective - people often get irritated and hate me for this, so it obviously gets to them. My words that there's nothing personal in pointing out bad opinions often fall on deaf ears. I wish people would remember my words and try to improve their behaviour based on them (because my intentions are honestly the best), instead of being so defensive. Oh well...
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