From: Anagram | #457
Turtwig, assuming the heroes are as bad as Team Rocket but less easy to blast off, grabs Pikachu and runs away, and because the heroes suck, they are literally outrun by a turtle.
and yet, they can keep up with a truck. Trick Room must be involved.
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