It'll probably be the absolute worst possible scenario.
Hot as hell (because you are there).
Male Demon.
Oral and Anal sex with a 6+" girth phallus/toy.
Probably some form of S&M involving bondage, gagging, and bleeding.
????
I'll take death.
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