man my flavor for boring was pretty funny.
"I got sick of seeing people use Vigilante, it is boring. You know what an awesome role is? Assassin. I had a bunch of fun with it in Disney even though I was aligned mafia and I shot almost half my team, almost certainly screwing them over badly. But I had style! Anyway if you hadn't guessed I am letting loose a bit and giving you Town Assassin. You can penetrate any defense a person may have and overcome any barrier to your target. You get the job done no matter what, it is part of your charm. You win with town, my good assassin friend.You have two specialized daggers that stabbity stab, so you may only use your ability twice. "
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Behold the majesty that is Doom. Feast upon his greatness, and know you will never measure up.
http://img.imgcake.com/Punny/scenemaybecompletepngre.png - Hail