XIII: It's the roman numeral for 13... 13 is cool... No it's not. Your tenant seemed to think it was. He often threw parties for middle school/high school aged kids. He lured them into his apartment under the premise that the age of 13 was the coolest age ever, because he was SantaRPG or Albion or GuiGar or whoever the f*** is into that s*** around here... well, you're not and I'm not and the rest of the decent folk on board 8 are not. You can imagine how pissed off you would be if some pervert like that lived in your building. Clearly, he lied on his application...One day, you hear a commotion downstairs. It seems like the worthless local police department got their act together. You race downstairs to confront the pervert who is about to be taking a lifelong trip to the upstate Happyrape Penetentiary and congratulate/reassure the other tennants. A boom echoes through the stairwell. You reach the bottom less than a second later. You realize by distant sirens that the police have not yet arrived, and that the commotion was an argument between the pedophile and other tenants, to whom you'd giiven "unwritten" permission to bring firearms into the building. It was a simple misfire, which wasn't a big deal, under normal circumstances, but as your strength began to fade and the lower half of your shirt began to turn red, it became clear that the circumstances were NOT normal. The shotgun blast had torn open your liver as well as a kidney. You died in the ambulance....
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ya right you are case the sunglasses have 3d so i can see right threw their clothes -ertyu
(about wearing sunglasses to stare at boobs without girls noticing)