ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
TheCodeIsBosco: You were always known for your strange, unorthodox and often bad opinions... One such opinion was that airbags were overrated and nearly useless, and that seat belts killed more people than they saved. You also were a firm believer in fossil fuels and hated "green" movements. Since your talk show first aired, Prius sales have decreased 15%. You take all the credit for it, but in truth, you're only responsible for about 13%. In any case, whether you're British or not, you're what the British call a "Petrol head." In fact, you're scheduled to guest star on Top Gear! On your way there, as you're rehearsing your "Boscopinions," you hit a patch of oil leaked by another car whilst (British for "while") travelling at a speed that was ridiculous, regardless of whether it was measured in miles per hour or kilometers per hour. "Airbags are overrated and nearly useless, and seat belts kill more people than they save"... your words. Tell it to the tree you're currently mashed/crumpled against...
LMAO
You rock, dude.
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