Ganon1025: You work in construction. You're probably already thinking of all kinds of ways this could play out... Well, however it plays out, it's not your fault... Your bosses are dicks... The head of the company likes to cut as many corners as possible, because that's how money is saved... his brother-and-law, the foreman, likes to do as little work as possible, because he's a lazy douche. You're working on a job one morning, minding your own business. You see shadows creeping all over the construction site. It's creepy and ominous... not really. It's a sunny day and there are cranes high above, moving stuff around. You can hear the lazy foreman arguing with one of the crane operators about one thing or another. You just don't want to get involved so you don't. You just keep working. You try so hard to ignore the chaos around you that you fail to realize the shadow that you are in is not moving at all. The yelling continues. You hear a metallic *PING* from high above. In an instant, you see the shadow expanding. Your heart skips a beat and you look up just in time to see a massive metal girder plummetting toward you. The head of the company is too blame. He was always about using cheaper materials. The chain had failed, and its weakest Link was the end of Ganon...
GenesisSaga: As in the book of Genesis, you lived a very long life... Nine hundred and Seventy years to be exact... 1 year longer than the oldest person in that boring Bible chapter where so-and-so begat some other dude and that dude begat this-and-that for a whole bunch of pages... 970. That's how old you were when you died... Sort of. You were the first human being to be successfully cryogenically frozen and preserved with life remaining in you. Others before you had perished, but you fought through and after remaining in cryostasis for 945 years, you were thawed at the ripe old age of technically 25, but since it was 945 years later... 970? Unfortunately, the first human being to be successfully frozen in this manner would NOT be the first person successfully thawed out. A slow thaw would've restarted your vital signs too early and led to hypothermia, and in the future (this is all in the future by the way), rapid-thawing has been perfected... but hadn't been attempted on a living person before. It was a disaster, and your existence was erased as science went back to the drawing board. A popsicle of internal organs surrounded by charred-black, crispy tissue was not the expected result...
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ya right you are case the sunglasses have 3d so i can see right threw their clothes -ertyu
(about wearing sunglasses to stare at boobs without girls noticing)