oh yeah and apparently these will end up being kinda long O_O
RayDyn: Over the course of countless concerts and years of listening to music with your favorite headphones (with the volume at ungodly levels because that's how you roll), you've ended up... well, pretty much deaf. It sucks and you really want your hearing back, but every hearing aid or other such device seems to just simply not work for you. You hear about (pun intended lol) an experimental device and you qualify to be a test subject. A week later, you're walking on sunshine! You can hear again perfectly, thanks to your experimental device which not only didn't cost you anything, but you are actually being PAID to wear it! Since it's implanted deep within your ears, it's not even visible to others! The idea gets you thinking... "What other tests/experiments can I get paid to do?" You sign up for another experiment involving a military non-lethal weapon that focuses various types of waves into intense rays to disable enemy targets. You lie on your application, saying that you have no medical conditions that might conflict with the nature of the experiment. It's testing time. You expect to feel some discomfort... but what you neglected to find out was that the weapon focuses sound and radio waves, which are amplified by your hearing aid. A calibration error has disabled your hearing device's safety feature which is supposed to act much like a surge protector. The ray is invisible, so you never see it coming, and you don't feel a thing... Those testing the weapon get to see your head explode so violently that it almost just disappears. A small chuck of brain matter lands on the weapon itself, which had been positioned fifty yards away from you...
Dante: In a season of twists and turns, with some of the most unpredictable and crazy characters yet, you emerged victorious to claim the million dollar prize and title of "sole Survivor." You even got to take souveneirs home with you! There was a hidden immunity idol you never had to play, your torch that was never snuffed, a machete that you had buried and later dug back up and smuggled off the island... even some technical equipment you had managed to steal from the crew! After Survivor, you were hated even more by your next door neighbor... The two of you had feuding for years... After you won Survivor, you became even more of a dick to him because you were rich... and he became even more of a dick to you because you were rich... You stole from him, he vandalized your property... it was an endless cycle. One night, you woke up and heard sirens, not police or ambulance, but fire department. You could smell smoke... and one look out the window made it clear that your fancy, renovated "my shed is bigger than yours" shed was on fire! Some of your stolen Survivor stuff was in there, and that bastard neighbor lit it on fire! You run outside with a fire extinguisher, but before you get close, there's a massive explosion. You fly backward and land on your back. You're stunned, but you feel like something else is wrong. You struggle to sit up, realizing only then that your stolen machete has cleanly skewered you in the abdommen, launched like a missle by the explosion in the shed. If you hadn't stolen those propane tanks from your neighbor last week, the shed might've just burned down instead of exploding... You realize that now, but it's too late...
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ya right you are case the sunglasses have 3d so i can see right threw their clothes -ertyu
(about wearing sunglasses to stare at boobs without girls noticing)