Since Final Destination 5 came out today, this seemed like a fun thing to do. Everyone who posts gets a gruesome death that might also be elaborate. It might even remind you of my Random Elimination stories if you've read any of them... which brings us to the "special bonus"...
SURPRISE PLOT TWIST!
Posting will not only get you a death write up in this topic but will also sign you up for my NEXT Random Elimination story, which will be written in such a way that it won't purge and therefore will have a 100% chance of being finished, as well as a 0% chance of being abandoned!
Go!
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ya right you are case the sunglasses have 3d so i can see right threw their clothes -ertyu
(about wearing sunglasses to stare at boobs without girls noticing)