I'm being completely serious though.
Bard/Dancer Bartz would take this thing, and it's a great compliment that he'd be able to do it over the proprietor of the song. Like 99% of mercs taking on the guy who made the song? Lose. Bard/Dancer Bartz is like the worst choice to face him.
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If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? [HERO'S PLUNGE]
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