STAN MARSH
Becoming a p**** in "Fun with Veal"
Eric Cartman
Becoming a psychic in "Cartman's Incredible Gift"
Token
Watching 'Backdoor Sluts 9' in "The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers"
Being rejected for being rich in "Here Comes the Neighborhood"
Santa Claus
Being imagined as a bizarre creature and fighting to save Imaginationland in "Imaginationland."
Jesus
Killing Pope Donohue in "Fantastic Easter Special"
Summoning the Super Best Friends in "Super Best Friends"
Mr. Mackey
Being molested by Woodsy the Owl in "Insheeption"
Ms. Choksondik
Having sex with Mr. Garrison in "Proper Condom Use"
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GREEN DAY HAS THEIR OWN GAME!!! I TOTALLY ****ING CALLED IT!!! My life is now complete.
Official King of the Green Day: Rock Band board.