Few more...
Butters
Never letting go of Cartman's hand, regardless of the circumstances (Super Fun Time)
Kenny
Killing himself while wearing a Batman costume (Sexual Healing)
Clyde
Cartman: "Clyde, use your crossbow now! ...Clyde? Clyde!"
*Clyde appears reading a Playboy, oblivious to WoW*
Cartman: "We lost Clyde!" (Make Love, Not Warcraft)
Ike
The fact that he loses his virginity before any kid not named Jimmy (Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy)
Stan/Cartman
Stan: "We're doing a project for anatomy class, and it requires us to have a picture of our mothers' breasts."
Cartman (with wig): "I'm sorry son, but I can't let you have a picture of my hot breasts."
Stan: "But Mom, the teacher said-"
Cartman: "No no no Stan, it's 'But MOMMMMMM'"
Stan: "But Mommmm-"
Cartman: "Not like that Stan, you go BUT MOMMMMMMMM!"
Stan: "Dammit, this is useless!"
(from Preschool)
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