Last time a Jehova's witness came to my door, my dad answered it. The conversation went sort of like this.
"Hello, we'd like to talk to you today."
"Look, I don't go to your house trying to convert you, and I'd appreciate it if you didn't try to do so at our door."
"Well we respect your position-"
"Then why are you here?"
*Fishlike gape. Leaves.*
>_>...
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BrunomasterX
SHINE: The man killed an entire kingdom by pissing into their water supply. If that isn't development I don't know what is