This note, written in sharpie on a f***ing religious propaganda pamphlet is now duct-taped to my door to keep those f***ing a****** jehova witnesses away.
If they do no abide, I will actually start answering my door... with a machete, because one of my machetes sits atop the water pipe (for my building's sprinkler system) that is literally right above my door.
I don't like drawing attention to myself by doing things like "telling religious people to f*** off while threatening them with a machete" but they are really starting to piss me off...
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ya right you are case the sunglasses have 3d so i can see right threw their clothes -ertyu
(about wearing sunglasses to stare at boobs without girls noticing)