From: ZenOfThunder | Posted: 8/2/2011 6:18:50 PM | #441
SUPERMAN SPOILERS
-opens with some dark skinned minority choking Lois. Superman shows up in like 2 seconds, and it's all like "look how fast he got there." I get it, Superman is fast.
-he burns the minority woman's arm and she lets Lois go. Superman flies Lois to the outskirts of Metropolis
-he goes back and tries to find evil Minority Woman and she flies out of nowhere and punches superman really hard. "I felt that," he remarked. If she's strong enough to hurt Superman, why did she flinch when he used a tiny bit of heat vision that was meant to just make a human winch? shouldn't she be super invlunerable?
-she goes on to talk about how she is SUPERMAN'S SHADOW BLAH BLAH I AM ALL YOUR FEEEEAR (ITSELF)
-superman kicks her and goes "UNF! WHAT YOU ARE IS ANNOYING." I read it like he's saying it in a teen girl voice and it sounds better
-she laser visions his hand and superman is like AHHH HOW ARE YOU SO STRONG STOP THAT
-she starts saying I AM FROM EARTH! THIS IS MY HOME! then she makes superman fly away with her so they dont hurt anyone.
-Superman yells OPEN THE LIGHTNING DOOR (what) and it warps them to what appears to be either limbo or the artist not wanting to draw a background
You sure this isn't Superman: Odyssey?
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