5 - Taking over states in a drunken stupor in "The Red Badge of Gayness"
4 - Hunting the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka in "The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka"
3 - Smuggling fireworks in "Summer Sucks"
2 - Watching and rubbing one out to a topless neighbor in "Marjorine"
1 - Teaching Stan how to hunt in "Volcano"
HM - "Hey, look out son, that's dangerous. You're gonna spill your beer." in "Volcano"
HM - Killing Scuzzlebutt in "Volcano"
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