Previous results:
Day 4: Give up your favorite food forever
Rejections: 4
Acceptances: 26
Statistics of acceptances:
Min: $0.00
Max: $5,000,000.00
Average: $391,385.00
Average without outliers: $77,429.05
Median: $87,500.00
Day 3: Leave your current nation of residence forever.
Rejections: 4
Acceptances: 39
Statistics of acceptances:
Min: $5,000.00
Max: $617,000,000,000.00
Average: $15,822,346,082.93
Average without outliers: $1,486,034.28
Median: $1,000,000.00
Day 2: Be stuck with a minimum wage job for the rest of your life.
Rejections: 10
Acceptances: 20
Statistics of acceptances:
Min: $50,000.00
Max: $30,000,000.00
Average: $6,538,750.00
Average without outliers: $5,303,947.37
Median: $3,250,000.00
Day 1: Abandon Board 8 and Board 8ers completely
Rejections: 21
Acceptances: 18
Statistics of acceptances:
Min: $-20
Max: $27,000,000,000,000
Average: $1,500,000,595,084
Average without outliers: $27433.67
Median: $10,250
Nominations:
ONE:
Conveniently 'fall' into an exhibit full of dolphins at the local aquarium.
Insult Israel on live television.
Update every Board 8 Save My contest once an hour for three years.
Strahax writes your biography that becomes what everyone will remember you by.
Write A Book That Must Become A Bestseller Within A Year, or Die. (Stipulation: Fiction, Non-Fiction, Genre, Length, up to you.)
You do 3 porn videos. 1 vanilla, 1 group, and 1 random. The random one can not be mutilation or beastiality, or anything illegal. However, other genres are fair game.
You can't eat processed, fast, or "instant" foods for a year.
Live in Somalia for 1 month.
Participate in the Running of the Bulls.
Teach a kindergarten class for one month.
Spend the night in a suspected haunted house.
Have a curse placed on your favourite sports team, where they cannot win a championship in the next 25 years.
Eat a live worm.
Have a video of you singing and dancing to the most embarrassing song you can think of posted on everyone's front page of Youtube for a week.
Live with your parents forever
Destroy Pluto
Post a video Let's Play of your third least favorite game to completion.
Swim the English Channel.
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