steve nash wants to go to toronto! i'm sure jeremy lin would be open to it too; they have a s***ton of asians and literally cheered when he hit that game-winner 3 over calderon >_>
boston fans are awesome and everyone who actually comes to boston appears to love it. but it has difficulty attracting FAs because 1. it is cold 2. it's got a reputation for being racist 3. it's not one of the biggest markets (smallest of all the ones you listed, plus smaller than toronto, atlanta, and some others)...
and yeah, fake prokhorov is an amazing twitter account. d-will has incredible willpower in nver responding to it
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